Found this absolutely hilarious

[Hasabushi]

Its an excerpt from a web game I'm working on.

Gord advances!
Encounter has occured with Wolf!!

Gord attacks the Wolf with wooden sword!
Wolf evades the attack!!
Wolf rends Gord with teeth for 5 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Wolf with wooden sword!
Critical!
Gord hits Wolf for 2 points of damage!
+ 2 for Critical Hit
Wolf is close to death..

Gord attacks the Wolf with wooden sword!
Gord hits Wolf for 2 points of damage!
Wolf is close to death..

Gord attacks the Wolf with wooden sword!
Gord hits Wolf for 1 points of damage!
Wolf has been slain!
Gord gains 5 XP!

Encounter has occured with Zombie!!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bites Gord with teeth for 1 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bludegeons Gord with fists for 3 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bites Gord with teeth for 1 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bites Gord with teeth for 2 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Gord hits Zombie for 3 points of damage!
Zombie bludegeons Gord with fists for 1 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bludegeons Gord with fists for 2 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Critical!
Gord hits Zombie for 1 points of damage!
+ 1 for Critical Hit
Zombie bludegeons Gord with fists for 4 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bites Gord with teeth for 3 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bites Gord with teeth for 3 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bludegeons Gord with fists for 1 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bludegeons Gord with fists for 1 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Zombie evades the attack!!
Zombie bites Gord with teeth for 3 points of damage!

Gord attacks the Zombie with wooden sword!
Critical!
Gord hits Zombie for 4 points of damage!
+ 1 for Critical Hit
Zombie has been slain!
Gord gains 5 XP!

That's one high agility zombie lol


oh here are the dice rolls

Player moves forward..
Gord encounters Wolf
Gord attacks Wolf
Wolf hits 5
rolled 7
Gord attacks Wolf
Critical Hit!!!
Critical!
Gord hits [2]+ [2]
rolled 15
Gord attacks Wolf
Gord hits [2]
rolled 10
Gord attacks Wolf
Gord hits [1]
Wolf died
5 XP rolled 10
Gord encounters Zombie
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 1
rolled 9
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 3
rolled 8
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 1
rolled 8
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 2
rolled 6
Gord attacks Zombie
Gord hits [3]
Zombie hits 1
rolled 13
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 2
rolled 9
Gord attacks Zombie
Critical Hit!!!
Critical!
Gord hits [1]+ [1]
Zombie hits 4
rolled 15
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 3
rolled 8
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 3
rolled 9
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 1
rolled 4
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 1
rolled 9
Gord attacks Zombie
Zombie hits 3
rolled 3
Gord attacks Zombie
Critical Hit!!!
Critical!
Gord hits [4]+ [1]
Zombie died
5 XP rolled 15