[IC] Kin's Fan Club vs Lyolf's Legion

[FoxyPox]

Roxy turned to see something big and smelly barrel its way towards her, and yelps. It wasn't the first time she was accosted, and it wouldn't be the last. With a twirl of her scythe, Zultar's armor starts to tickle, and soon it would do more than just tickle. She then charges down to the bottom-right corner, as far away from Zultar as she can.

"Squiggly Magics, Oooh~"

Casting Heat Metal on Zultar's chainmail. Will Negates.
Concentration

Rolled 1d20+4 : 14 + 4, total 18

http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/coreRulebook/spells/heatMetal.html
Will deal damage over seven rounds, full damage because it targets equipped armor.

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Also Bloop.

Attack Roll:

Rolled 1d20+5 : 11 + 5, total 16

Damage Roll:

Rolled 1d6+2 : 6 + 2, total 8

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[Throndir]

Bloop to take its turn, as well as the last Eagle. Roll your attack/damage rolls for these guys too.

[FoxyPox]

Bloop stomps away and intercepts the giant, bloodthirsty dude charging across the field.

Bloop

Markus shifted away so's I should be fine, right?
Attack (Bite)

Rolled 1d20+5 : 1 + 5, total 6

Damage

Rolled 1d6+2 : 5 + 2, total 7

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The other Bloop

America leaps forward five more feet and continues clawing away at Markus.
Attack

Rolled 1d20+2 : 14 + 2, total 16

Damage

Rolled 1d4+2 : 1 + 2, total 3

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Zultar
You notice your chainmail starting to feel very warm.

Grid Map: Roll20.net

Battle Log

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Lyolf moves 30 ft. north, activates murderous insight (1 ki) and fading strike, and attacks Katrias dealing 17 damage.
Kin uses Leaping Dragon, then full round attacks Lyolf, all missing.
Zultar charges 40 ft., activates power attack and shard, then attacks and crits Katrias dealing 50 damage.
Audience attitude increases for Lyolf's Legion.
Markus charges 40 ft. and attacks Roxanne, crits Roxanne dealing 15 damage.
Audience attitude increases for Lyolf's Legion - but already maxed.
Roxanne summons America, and has them and Bloop to attack Markus, dealing altogether 11 damage.
Round 1 ends and Round 2 begins.
Kin attacks Lyolf, all missing.
Lyolf attacks Kin, missing.
Markus attacks and deals 4 damage to Eagle 1.
Roxanne moves south and casts cure light wounds healing 10 damage.
Eagles attack Markus, dealing 6 damage altogether.
Boop attacks but all misses.
Zultar double moves east, provoking AoO, Kin takes it but misses.
Rounds 2 ends and round 3 begins.
Lyolf attacks, but misses due to Kin's Counter.
Kin attacks but misses.
Markus attacks and deals 12 damage to the right eagle, and 4 damage to the left eagle. Both eagles are downed.
Roxanne casts Heat Metal on Zultar's armor. Bloops 5 f. steps attacks and misses. Eagles 5 ft. steps attack and miss.

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Audience Attitudes

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Kin's Fan Club: Friendly
Lyolf's Legion: Helpful

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Guild Member Votes

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Kin's Fan Club: 1
Lyolf's Legion: 0

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Initiative Order

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Lyolf: 28
Kin: 25
Markus: 25
Zultar: 21
Katrias: 18
Roxanne: 14

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Damage Taken and Status

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Lyolf: 0, scarlet einhander, murderous insight (2 rounds remaining), long reach (1 min/level -1 rounds).
Kin: 0, formless dance
Markus: 17
Zultar: 0, rage (17 rounds remaining), affected by heat metal
Katrias: 67
Roxanne: 5, summoned eagles (2 rounds remaining), cast heat metal (7 rounds remaining)
Eagle 1: 8
Eagle 2: 12
Eagle 3:

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Resources Spent

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Lyolf: 1 ki
Kin:
Markus:
Zultar:
Katrias:
Roxanne:

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Zultar to take their turns.

[Zultar]

His armor became heated; not that Zultar payed it any attention- he attributes it to his stomach acting up within the armor.
I must be quite hungry for this sudden heat wave. Zultar thought. I mean, there was absolutely NO way he was under the effects of some SPELL, that was impossible! The temperature of his armor rose and rose, but instead of growing wary, the heat only further instigated his madness. It's like how summer heat equates the boundless energy of some mammals- Zultar just got even more deranged. Perhaps poor Roxanne did not put into her calculations how contradictively reactive Zultar was, the usual mistake first-hand opponents made against the green orc stub. Any other fighter probably had the brains to figure out they were under some dangerous spell. I expect no less from Zultar-

"I MUST BE QUITE HUNGRY!" Zultar repeated, only this time his yells louder and his wails wider.

Suddenly Zultar stopped. Not out of breathe, no, not stamina and definitely not because of some suspiciously heating metal around him. He stared at Roxanne, some distance away with nothing but a straight line between to separate him and the fox. A straight line- course there was also a straight line between him and Kin; one Zultar would take full advantage off.

Zultar recalled Kin's passing remarks as he passed by him, a wild strike that couldn't possibly have hit Zultar's great and magnificent cunning. "FINE, I WILL ATTACK YOU, PUNY HALFING!"

Zultar's eyes lit up from rage, almost as if it was burning- they probably were. Whether out of stupidity or tactical advantage, Zultar prepared to fling his mighty falchion towards Roxanne (that's right, not Kin) having no prior experience with throwing weapons. I CAN THROW WEAPONS TOO! Zultar tried convincing himself he would hit. Hrrrrr!- a strong gale of wind built up as his extremely dense muscles winded up, upon release causing a pseudo whirlwind to appear due to his extraneous circular motions. He really, really wanted to throw that Falchion. "FACE THE WRATH OF THE MEAT GODS!" While Zultar clearly glared down Roxanne preparing to let go of his hands.

But instead of actually flinging his Falchion, at the last second-

http://www.youtube.com/v/1WGmeX6CLas&autoplay=1

Actions

Zultar moves (if necessary) to be aligned with Roxanne in a line (he should be already unless I HAVE to follow the grid). Zultar then triggers his Flame of Rage neck slot (http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/wondrous-items/wondrous-items/e-g/flame-of-rage) and I choose to expend 3 rounds of rage to create a 60 foot beam dealing 5d6 damage against Roxanne.
Dmg: This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 5d6 : 2, 5, 3, 2, 1, total 13

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[FoxyPox]

Roxy inadvertently drops a few shiny rocks from her pocket, and bends down to pick them up. The movement reduces her profile and quite possibly dodges the beam.

Rolled 1d20+3 : 11 + 3, total 14

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Grid Map: Roll20.net

Battle Log

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Lyolf moves 30 ft. north, activates murderous insight (1 ki) and fading strike, and attacks Katrias dealing 17 damage.
Kin uses Leaping Dragon, then full round attacks Lyolf, all missing.
Zultar charges 40 ft., activates power attack and shard, then attacks and crits Katrias dealing 50 damage.
Audience attitude increases for Lyolf's Legion.
Markus charges 40 ft. and attacks Roxanne, crits Roxanne dealing 15 damage.
Audience attitude increases for Lyolf's Legion - but already maxed.
Roxanne summons America, and has them and Bloop to attack Markus, dealing altogether 11 damage.
Round 1 ends and Round 2 begins.
Kin attacks Lyolf, all missing.
Lyolf attacks Kin, missing.
Markus attacks and deals 4 damage to Eagle 1.
Roxanne moves south and casts cure light wounds healing 10 damage.
Eagles attack Markus, dealing 6 damage altogether.
Boop attacks but all misses.
Zultar double moves east, provoking AoO, Kin takes it but misses.
Rounds 2 ends and round 3 begins.
Lyolf attacks, but misses due to Kin's Counter.
Kin attacks but misses.
Markus attacks and deals 12 damage to the right eagle, and 4 damage to the left eagle. Both eagles are downed.
Roxanne casts Heat Metal on Zultar's armor. Bloops 5 f. steps attacks and misses. Eagles 5 ft. steps attack and miss.
Zultar uses lasers against Roxanne, Roxanne reflex saves out of the way.
Round 3 ends and round 4 begins

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Audience Attitudes

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Kin's Fan Club: Friendly
Lyolf's Legion: Helpful

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Guild Member Votes

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Kin's Fan Club: 1
Lyolf's Legion: 0

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Initiative Order

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Lyolf: 28
Kin: 25
Markus: 25
Zultar: 21
Katrias: 18
Roxanne: 14

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Damage Taken and Status

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Lyolf: 0, scarlet einhander, murderous insight (2 rounds remaining), long reach (1 min/level -1 rounds).
Kin: 0, formless dance
Markus: 17
Zultar: 0, rage (17 rounds remaining), affected by heat metal
Katrias: 67
Roxanne: 5, summoned eagles (2 rounds remaining), cast heat metal (7 rounds remaining)
Eagle 1: 8
Eagle 2: 12
Eagle 3:

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Resources Spent

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Lyolf: 1 ki
Kin:
Markus:
Zultar:
Katrias:
Roxanne:

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Lyolf or Kin to take their turns.

[Linwelin]

"Tch." Kin sounds through his teeth, recognizing he'll soon be the only team member standing if he didn't do something differently. Lyolf was going to take a while to manage, and until then he needed to do something about the numbers advantage. But first preparation.

"I want to fight one-on-one, so let's get rid of the distractions." Kin stated as he backed away, focusing within himself to recall his past maneuvers, yet still surprisingly keen to his surroundings because of it. He knew just the thing to get his job done.

Full round action to recover maneuvers. Recover Wis Modifier worth of them, so getting back Leaping Dragon and Offensive Roll. Can also move my base move speed without provoking attacks of opportunity. Also, next attack/maneuver to attack an enemy adds my deadly strike damage to it (+1d6)

Kin retreats back 30 feet, circling toward the melee nearby. If possible, I'd like to be 5 feet from Zultar :) (a square between us)

During this time (until my next turn) my AC has a +4 insight bonus, and +2 for my wisdom due to Stalker's Dodge bonus, making it a 30 AC.

Blur from formless dance is still active, so attacks against Kin also must roll a d% and beat 20% to hit.

[Lance]

"Tch," Lyolf happily mimicked with a grin as wide as Kin's sword was long. He immediately chased after his fleeing room-mate even as he conversed with feathered bird atop his shoulder.

"Did you hear that, Uli?"

"Kin wants to fight you one-on-one!"

"...I believe he was referring to you"

Actions

Swift Action: Activating Combat Precognition (Normally an immediate action) as a swift action now so as to keep an immediate action free for later.
Standard Action: Casting Shield on self
Move Action: Moving so that Lyolf is 10 ft West of Kin's new position so as to put him, once again, in a threatened square (And to provide a future flanking opportunity)

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[Throndir]

Markus or Zultar to take their turn.

[Dan-e]

Markus attacks the last eagle with the short sword:
attack:

Rolled 1d20+6 : 11 + 6, total 17

damage:

Rolled 1d6+2 : 4 + 2, total 6

Then lunges at bloop with the rapier:
attack:

Rolled 1d20+6 : 9 + 6, total 15

damage:

Rolled 1d6+2 : 3 + 2, total 5

[Zultar]

The devil himself comes! Dazed from his previous action, Zultar takes heed of a certain censored-blur figure encroaching upon him. That cursed Kin must have started thinking again! Oh no! Perhaps he finally realized Zultar was the biggest threat in the arena and decided to take him out! Without a shred of doubt, Zultar knew in his mind what he had to do- plan. (amazing I know)

"HMMM, Fine, lets take care of bigger targets than that itty-bitty child lover!" Zultar had seen Kin's affinity with children once before in a certain burning building. Zultar shifted his eyes towards the Kitsune "That druid! Look how TALL she is compared to that demon-halfing! She must be leaps and bounds more powerful than Kin!" He finally realized how tall she was when Zultar got close enough to observe her. "I'll crush you with my Falchion and then I'll sneak to Kin's back and strike! He'll never know my secret, SECRET plan!" Zultar's tight lips and sharp brain made for a flawless plan that no one would see coming.

"KIN!" Zultar bolts away from Kin towards a unsuspecting Roxanne-

"I'LL EAT YOU, GOOD MEAT!" Zultar winds his arms like before, but this time with full intention to follow through with the fiery, unholy and unwieldy falchion in his hands.

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Zultar moves up to Roxanne and activates Power Attack (Falchion) I'm not sure if Roxanne is good aligned or not (unholy-> good), but I will roll just in case.
Attack [+2 Rage -2 Power Attack]:

Rolled 1d20+13 : 19 + 13, total 32

Damage (Weapon) [+2 Rage +6 Power Attack]:

Rolled 2d4+18 : 3, 3 + 18, total 24

Unholy:

Rolled 2d6 : 4, 4, total 8

Elemental Assault: Fire:

Rolled 1d6 : 3, total 3

Lance was here.

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[Zultar]

Crit Confirm:

Rolled 1d20+13 : 10 + 13, total 23

Crit Damage: 26

Gore Fiend

Horrible wounds, whether on yourself or your enemies, make your blood sing.
Prerequisites: Half-orc or orc, rage class feature.

Benefit: When you are raging and you confirm a critical hit with a melee weapon or a critical hit is confirmed on you (whether by a melee weapon, spell, or ranged weapon), you regain 1 round of rage (up to your maximum for the day). You can only gain this benefit once per round.

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Grid Map: Roll20.net

Battle Log

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Lyolf moves 30 ft. north, activates murderous insight (1 ki) and fading strike, and attacks Katrias dealing 17 damage.
Kin uses Leaping Dragon, then full round attacks Lyolf, all missing.
Zultar charges 40 ft., activates power attack and shard, then attacks and crits Katrias dealing 50 damage.
Audience attitude increases for Lyolf's Legion.
Markus charges 40 ft. and attacks Roxanne, crits Roxanne dealing 15 damage.
Audience attitude increases for Lyolf's Legion - but already maxed.
Roxanne summons America, and has them and Bloop to attack Markus, dealing altogether 11 damage.
Round 1 ends and Round 2 begins.
Kin attacks Lyolf, all missing.
Lyolf attacks Kin, missing.
Markus attacks and deals 4 damage to Eagle 1.
Roxanne moves south and casts cure light wounds healing 10 damage.
Eagles attack Markus, dealing 6 damage altogether.
Boop attacks but all misses.
Zultar double moves east, provoking AoO, Kin takes it but misses.
Rounds 2 ends and round 3 begins.
Lyolf attacks, but misses due to Kin's Counter.
Kin attacks but misses.
Markus attacks and deals 12 damage to the right eagle, and 4 damage to the left eagle. Both eagles are downed.
Roxanne casts Heat Metal on Zultar's armor. Bloops 5 f. steps attacks and misses. Eagles 5 ft. steps attack and miss.
Zultar uses lasers against Roxanne, Roxanne reflex saves out of the way.
Round 3 ends and round 4 begins.
Kin and Lyolf do stuff.
Markus kills the last eagle, and misses against Bloop.
Zultar rushes up to Roxanne and crits dealing 53 damage. Roxanne teleports out. Bloop is still in the match.
Round 4 ends and round 5 begins.

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Audience Attitudes

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Kin's Fan Club: Friendly
Lyolf's Legion: Helpful

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Guild Member Votes

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Kin's Fan Club: 1
Lyolf's Legion: 0

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Initiative Order

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Lyolf: 28
Kin: 25
Markus: 25
Zultar: 21
Katrias: 18
Roxanne: 14

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Damage Taken and Status

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Lyolf: 0, scarlet einhander, murderous insight (2 rounds remaining), long reach (1 min/level -1 rounds).
Kin: 0, formless dance
Markus: 17
Zultar: 0, rage (17 rounds remaining), affected by heat metal
Katrias: 67
Roxanne: 58

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Resources Spent

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Lyolf: 1 ki
Kin:
Markus:
Zultar:
Katrias:
Roxanne:

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Lyolf or Kin to take their turns.

[FoxyPox]

Roxy only smiled. Zultar's blade cleaved right through her pack of a hundred thousand slings. Oh, and Roxy too. Nineteen long years of alchemical experiments have made her insides practically impervious to fiery falchion filleting, or at least, that's what the blind guy said the sugary potions would do. The blade tickled, or was that the wrong word...

And if he was trying to cook the meat, that was much too hot. Several hundred degrees to hot. All he'd get would be charred grossness.

"You can't eat me. Keep that weird fetish to yourself."

Her eyes glowed. As she started to fall, she couldn't hold in a laugh.

"Only I CAN EAT ME!"

Roxy giggled uncontrollably as she fell backwards. Teleportation Badges were wonderful inventions, after all.

"And you didn't say the magic word, so PFFFT"

A chunk of her paperweight of a left kidney had been missing for years, and she still can't complain about the taste. Zultar was missing out, definitely and for all eternity. She would never consent to letting him eat her.

Crazy Near Death Shenanigans, Because It Doesn't Hurt To Try and the Only Regret You'll Have Is none~! Cuz you're dying!

Roll to Fail a Dex Save and get the Badge cut off:

Rolled 1d20 : 8, total 8

>dunno what modifiers THAT one would be 0~0
Roll to straight up disable the badge magic because of, uh~ magical flux from a severed kidney! It is her magical focus, after all...:

Rolled 1d20-1 : 17 - 1, total 16

Roll to Succeed a Will Save to cannibalize any parts that were dismembered:

Rolled 1d20+6 : 10 + 6, total 16

Sleight of Hand to as I'm dying slip the teleportation badge onto Zultar~

Rolled 1d20-1 : 3 - 1, total 2

Roll to serendipitously make myself teleport on top of zultar instead of whatsits, therefore hampering his movements.

Rolled 1d20+12 : 16 + 12, total 28

Reverse Fortitude roll to barf on Zultar:

Rolled 1d20 : 19, total 19

...can I just take one on something?
Perform(Oratory) to spout beautiful blood gurgling music as Roxy continues laughing.

Rolled 1d20+12 : 8 + 12, total 20

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Roxy's hundred thousand slings clatter soundlessly to the floor, brown and ugly. Several chunks of meat known as BACON also fall out of her pouch, buried in the slings, also roughly the same shade of brown. Zultar must be able to smell it, yes...

If they stay on the field, Zultar can dig through the slings to find them. Maybe. But by then the match could be decided.
If they teleport away, Zultar saw them long enough to be tortured for all eternity. And he stabbed the one person he could've gotten it from.
Either way, He'd never get to taste that Fox meat he lusted after.

"Kin, it's on yous now!"

After all those shenanigans, Roxy poofs. Maybe.