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Slimes >////>


Mine:
Initiative:

Rolled 1d20-1 : 1 - 1, total 0

Perform:

Rolled 1d20+12 : 19 + 12, total 31

Bloop:
Initiative:

Rolled 1d20+3 : 1 + 3, total 4

just gimme a healing potion to bring me back to max and we're good to go XD

'Roxy spends however much gold that would take and runs back into the fray.' is not a valid dice string!

I attack again with my scythe.
atk

Rolled 1d20+3 : 16 + 3, total 19

dam

Rolled 2d4 : 3, 3, total 6

Bloop full attack, let's GO

atk

Rolled 1d20+3 : 13 + 3, total 16

Rolled 1d20+3 : 18 + 3, total 21

Rolled 1d20+3 : 12 + 3, total 15

dmg

Rolled 1d6+2 : 1 + 2, total 3

Rolled 1d4+2 : 1 + 2, total 3

Rolled 1d4+2 : 4 + 2, total 6

[close]

Also crazy dinosaur bs .
Bloop remembers why he exists and goes up to  attack.

atk:

Rolled 1d20+3 : 14 + 3, total 17

dam:

Rolled 1d6+2 : 4 + 2, total 6

fortitude:

Rolled 1d20+5 : 10 + 5, total 15

I close the gap and attack with my scythe.
Atk:

Rolled 1d20+3 : 7 + 3, total 10

Dmg:

Rolled 2d4 : 3, 3, total 6

Another perception:

Rolled 1d20+11 : 13 + 11, total 24

.

I charge forward within throwing distance (It says five range increments so I'm thinking 25 feet? That would mean I charge 60 feet.)

And then toss an improvised thrown weapon
That is
A big shiny rock that she found on the side of the road before the battle started.
attack:

Rolled 1d20+3 : 13 + 3, total 16

I have throw everything but alas, dexterity.
damage:

Rolled 1d4 : 2, total 2

*Roxy adds a handful of marbles to the table and shepards her guard dogs away.

You'd find Tiamat conveniently napping wherever she was not needed.


But that would put her directly into at least one of these situations.

Perception:

Rolled 1d20+11 : 8 + 11, total 19

If he's in range I charge~attack with a quarterstaff.
Is it still a shillelagh~~~? Do buffs reset each round lol they shouldn't if they're in a row right?
Atk

Rolled 1d20+3 : 8 + 3, total 11

Dmg

Rolled 2d6+1 : 1, 3 + 1, total 5

[shifts]

A lightbulb goes on in Roxy's head, and she whips out a parchment she had previously scrawled on in druidic.

Through hand (paw) gestures, she tries to communicate that this was a warrant. Doing so, Roxy shifts closer to the front of the party and readies a full attack in case they take it the wrong way.

Shenanigans

Roll for sign language communication (Sleight of Hand):

Rolled 1d20-1 : 4 - 1, total 3

Roll for credibility (Bluff):

Rolled 1d20+12 : 17 + 12, total 29

If that fails, roll for Intimidate:

Rolled 1d20+5 : 14 + 5, total 19

[close]

["...Whoa."]

"...Whoa."

Perform: 

Rolled 1d20+12 : 10 + 12, total 22

Initiative:

Rolled 1d20-1 : 13 - 1, total 12

Roxy strides towards the next challenge. She was hungry, perhaps if you dismembered your opponent without killing them, you could be in for a feast.

["Roller coaster! Everyone duck duck gooose!"]

"Roller coaster! Everyone duck duck gooose!"

Roxy doubles over and lets the dogs loose. She also drops her muleback cords and whatever that was carrying so she has a light load.
Without natural spell, she's basically a meat shield until next level. Just forewarning.

They See Me Rollin'

Bladder Control:

Rolled 1d20+5 : 1 + 5, total 6

Aim

Rolled 1d20-1 : 4 - 1, total 3

Initiative

Rolled 1d20 : 16, total 16

[close]

guard dog initiative

Rolled 1d20 : 1, total 1

Rolled 1d20 : 18, total 18

Rolled 1d20 : 3, total 3

Rolled 1d20 : 16, total 16

Rolled 1d20 : 14, total 14

Rolled 1d20 : 7, total 7

[close]

Okay. Imma pull multiple solutions at once.

Anyone who wants to hold a dog, go right ahead. Anyone who wants to stuff one into a bag of holding, make them hold their breath and go right ahead. Otherwise...

With muleback cords, my carrying capacity is 300 lbs.
Wild shaping into a BEAR to give +2 Strength, bringing effective carrying capacity to 400 lbs. After dropping extraneous shenanigans from my inventory, I currently am carrying 123.6931 lbs. Thus I can carry one guard dog on my back, one in my hands, and one between my feet,, provided a separate guard dog carries all the feed.

If need be, I spontaneously summon nature's ally to get an octopus with +4 strength. Or any other animal with higher strength to carry the others.

Every guard dog jumping simultaneously to reduce relative carry weight as I touch them.

Note: I don't know what stat block to use for guard dogs .3. can't find 'em, but add their acrobatics modifier.

Rolled 1d20 : 15, total 15

Rolled 1d20 : 3, total 3

Rolled 1d20 : 12, total 12

Rolled 1d20 : 15, total 15

Rolled 1d20 : 2, total 2

Rolled 1d20 : 16, total 16

[close]

Every guard dog roped together with twine and I squat down and bear hug them

No use rope. What is this~!? Madness! Using escape artist instead.

Rolled 1d20-1 : 1 - 1, total 0

[close]

One guard dog carries the brunt of the food and the others are dispersed as necessary in most situations. More solutions to follow. Anyone have feather fall?

Ooh do one where we come back from some adventure and the guild has been taken over by impostor look alikes 0~0


or squatters X3