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Employer to applicant: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?
Applicant: ?I?m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.?

Been awhile, Here is a new one

Long ago lived a seaman named Captain Bravo. He was a manly man who showed no fear in facing his enemies. One day, while sailing the seven seas, a look-out spotted a pirate ship and the crew became frantic. Captain Bravo bellowed, ?Bring me my Red Shirt.? The First Mate quickly retrieved the captain?s red shirt and whilst wearing the bright red frock he led his men into battle and defeated the pirates.
Later on that day, the look-out spotted not one, but two pirate ships. The captain again called for his red shirt and once again, though the fighting was fierce, he was victorious over the two ships. That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day?s triumphs and one of the them asked the captain, ?Sir, why do you call for your red shirt before battle?? The captain replied, ?If I am wounded in the attack, the shirt will not show my blood and thus, you men will continue to fight, unafraid.?
All of the men sat in silence and marveled at the courage of such a manly man as Captain Bravo. As dawn came the next morning, the look-out spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirates ships approaching from the far horizon. The crew stared at the captain and waited for his usual reply.
Captain Bravo calmly shouted, ?Get me my brown pants.?

[Normal Turn]

Gulach, Seeing the now rallied guild, presses on, taking a stab, quite literally at another turkey.

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To Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 1 + 5, total 6[/blockquote]

If Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+3 : 6 + 3, total 9[/blockquote]
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Anashka, being a dwarf, and being woken up. does not help with his mood, and now, A MASSIVE TURKEY! "Oh Good snack time!"

Anashka, had lost one of his rapiers during his sleep, and not wanting to waste time looking for it decided to go without it.

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(Now only using a single weapon)

Normal Turn
Attacks the nearest Turkey
To Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 19 + 2, total 21[/blockquote]

If Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 4 + 2, total 6[/blockquote]

Missed Turn
If Previous Turkey dies, attacks another, otherwise, attacks again

To Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 19 + 2, total 21[/blockquote]

If Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 5 + 2, total 7[/blockquote]


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Not used to your maps, trying to work out the distances... is each 4x4 sub-grid a single move action?
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[Turn 1]

Anashka, wakes suddenly from the sound of the giant turkey

"You bloody overgrown meat sacks! IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE! RRARRRAAA!!!" He screams, moving to attack the nearest turkey

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Turn 1
To Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote]

If Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 4 + 2, total 6[/blockquote]

Turn 2
If Turkey Dies, attack next nearest turkey, otherwise attacks the same turkey again

To Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 12 + 2, total 14[/blockquote]

If Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote]
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Sounds like fun.

[This dice roll has been tampered with!]

Gulach attacks the next turkey.

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using a free turn.

to hit
This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d20+5 : 15 + 5, total 20

if hit
This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d6+3 : 6 + 3, total 9

[/spoiler]

Gulach attacks the nearest Turkey,

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To Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 20 + 5, total 25[/blockquote]

If Hit
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+3 : 5 + 3, total 8[/blockquote]
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After dispatching the turkey, Gulach realizes what is going on, and beings thinking of all sorts of possibilities about what the turkeys are trying to do. "I Smell Foul play..."

Gulach begins to wonder if the Turkeys are trying to summon a massive turkey, with the intent to roast everyone else... a most foul plot indeed....

Laughing out loud at his own jokes Gulach attacks the nearest turkey...

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To Hit:
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 7 + 5, total 12[/blockquote]

If Hit:
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+3 : 2 + 3, total 5[/blockquote]
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[This dice roll has been tampered with!]

Hearing a disturbance in the distance, Gulach has been moving towards the sounds of what sounds like a elf screaming various insults at birds....

Seeing the ugly turkeys, Gulach realized the problem, and rushes to wards the nearest turkey, and takes a swing at it with his trusty Scimitar

"Why is it every year, people make a fuss of you over sized chickens..."

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Melee Attack on turkey (above, the currently empty tile from the bottom on the map)
This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d20+1 : 19 + 1, total 20 Old Roll, roll does not accept chaining + / - (and yes, even though 20 is a crit, I'm still changing it :D)

BAB: 1
STR: 3
Masterwork: 1
Total Bonus: 5
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 17 + 5, total 22[/blockquote]

If Hit
This dice roll has been tampered with!
Rolled 1d6+3 : 3 + 3, total 6 From the old roll

Only fair that this roles again.
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+3 : 4 + 3, total 7[/blockquote]
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After slicing the turkey in half, Anashka begins to sway side to side, and promptly drops to the floor in a drunken stupor. He finally gets to sleep in peace.

[spoiler]Gulach, will join next round, removing Anashka from play this round.[/spoiler]

[Equipment]

Will be using Gulach instead of Anashka, since that was just fail ::)

I remember you said they start with 1000 GP yes? so I have equipped him up with only 1000GP, even had left overs, to work towards the rest that he will need.


Should be complete now... had to fix skills and equipment.

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Name: Gulach
Race: Human
Class(es): Fighter
Level: 1
Gender: Male

Hit Points: 13
Base Attack Bonus: 1
Gold: 66

Strength: 16 | 3
Dexterity: 17 | 3
Constitution: 17 | 3
Intelligence: 16 | 3
Wisdom: 14 | 2
Charisma: 14 | 2

Fortitude: 2 + 3 = 5
Reflex: 0 + 3 = 3
Will: 0 + 2 = 2
Initiative: 3 + = 3
Melee: 1 + 3 +  = 4
Ranged: 1 + 3 + = 4

Equipment:

Backpack (1)
Masterwork, Scimitar 1d6 (2) [1 Equipped, one is a spare for later  ;D]
Masterwork, Chain shirt (1) [Equipped]
Bedroll (1)
Flint and steel (1)
Rations (10)


Armor Class: 3 + 10 + 4 = 17

Skills:

appraise 2 + 3 = 5
craft 4 + 3 = 7
heal 2 + 2 = 4
intimidate 4 + 2 = 6
jump 1 + 3 = 4
perform 1 + 2 = 3
swim 1 + 3 = 4
tumble 2 + 3 = 5

Feats/Specials:

armor proficiency light
armor proficiency medium
armor proficiency heavy
combat expertise
dodge
martial weapon proficiency
mobility
shield proficiency
simple weapon proficiency
tower shield proficiency

Languages:

Common
Dwarven
Elven
Orc[/spoiler]

"What in the hells is all this noise about cant a dwarf sleep in peace?!" yells Anashka.

He leaps towards the nearest turkey and proceeds to slash into its flesh.

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now I have not played dnd for a long time and I have forgotten alot... might need someone to explain parts to me :P

anashka duel wields so I roll twice yes? and I can't remember the if there was a penalty for it...

edit, fixed rolls... did damage first, and did it very badly at that :p new roles are for hitting
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 3 + 2, total 5[/blockquote] left hand
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 13 + 2, total 15[/blockquote] right hand

if hit

[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote] left hand
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 2 + 2, total 4[/blockquote] right hand



Rapier are light yes?

is this right?
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That would do it, also, I'm guessing this is hosted on a shared server, so that would explain the limits in process that's allowed to execute at once.

EDIT:
Which would explain some of the speed issues, as I think Drupal has a habit of doing way to much work for even the most simplest of pages.

at that time I was at work and we use Telstra (Australia's main and largest ISP) so I don't know how that would be a problem.

I like dark but it was just too dark.

also I agree with Throndir,  it was slow but so was this one. probably just drupal as thats the issue I had when testing it.

Did I miss anything with my character sheet?

Oh and here is my portrait

(Taken From Dungeons and Dragons, He is actually a Dwarf fighter, but it will do)