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Bloop stomps away and intercepts the giant, bloodthirsty dude charging across the field.

[spoiler=Bloop]Markus shifted away so's I should be fine, right?
Attack (Bite) [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 1 + 5, total 6[/blockquote]
Damage[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 5 + 2, total 7[/blockquote][/spoiler]

[spoiler=The other Bloop]
America leaps forward five more feet and continues clawing away at Markus.
Attack [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 14 + 2, total 16[/blockquote]
Damage [blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote][/spoiler]

Roxy rolls around and scratches her head, finally remembering that she had some knowledge about nature stuck in there from ages past. She was a druid after all. She just had to tickle herself for a bit until it fell out somewhere useful, that's all~

Knowledge (Nature) [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+10 : 5 + 10, total 15[/blockquote]

Roxy turned to see something big and smelly barrel its way towards her, and yelps. It wasn't the first time she was accosted, and it wouldn't be the last. With a twirl of her scythe, Zultar's armor starts to tickle, and soon it would do more than just tickle. She then charges down to the bottom-right corner, as far away from Zultar as she can.

[spoiler="Squiggly Magics, Oooh~"]Casting Heat Metal on Zultar's chainmail. Will Negates.
Concentration [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 14 + 4, total 18[/blockquote]
http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/coreRulebook/spells/heatMetal.html
Will deal damage over seven rounds, full damage because it targets equipped armor. [/spoiler]

[spoiler=Also Bloop.]
Attack Roll: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 11 + 5, total 16[/blockquote]
Damage Roll: [blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 6 + 2, total 8[/blockquote][/spoiler]

["Now, three steps to the right!"]

*Roxy skedaddles off into the furthest edge of the arena. Fast Food, Long Lines and Paperwork would buy her enough time to lick her wounds, and would have the perfect opportunity to retaliate against anyone chasing after her.  After squiggling away, she draws a square chalk circle in the dust and pounds her scythe rhythmically.

[spoiler=Roxy's Shenanigans.]
"Now, three steps to the right!"
Moving as far right as I can. Down a bit too. So that's like... twenty feet? twenty five? I can't math today, too tired. Moved the thingy, though.

Then casting cure light wounds on myself. Hopefully then, I can survive another smack in the face.
Concentration [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+8 : 20 + 8, total 28[/blockquote]
Amount [blockquote]Rolled 1d8+4 : 6 + 4, total 10[/blockquote]
[/spoiler]

Income Tax, Social Security and Medicare continue wailing on Markus. So does Bloop. He's right there, so obviously. Not gonna run five miles to bite some other guy when there's juicy meat right in front of yous~

Or it's retaliation for whipping Roxy. That's probably the other half of the equation.
[spoiler=Murica Throwing dice.]
Full Attacks for Three Eagles:
Attack Roll: {+2 From Dex. +2 From Flanking.}
Eagle 1
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 18 + 4, total 22[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 4 + 4, total 8[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 19 + 4, total 23[/blockquote]
Eagle 2
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 5 + 4, total 9[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 3 + 4, total 7[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 1 + 4, total 5[/blockquote]
Eagle 3
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 8 + 4, total 12[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 14 + 4, total 18[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+4 : 5 + 4, total 9[/blockquote]
Damage Roll {+2 from Dex. 2 Talons +3, 1 Bite +3. That's a +5 right~? Nerf me if I'm wrong.}:
Eagle 1
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 1 + 5, total 6[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 2 + 5, total 7[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 4 + 5, total 9[/blockquote]
Eagle 2
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 4 + 5, total 9[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 4 + 5, total 9[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 2 + 5, total 7[/blockquote]
Eagle 3
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 2 + 5, total 7[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 1 + 5, total 6[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+5 : 4 + 5, total 9[/blockquote]
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[spoiler=The Bloop.]
Psst. I guess The Bloop was really an underwater Allosaurus.
Just kidding, it's actually
Attack Rolls. +2 From Strength, +3 Base Attack Bonus.
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 9 + 5, total 14[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 15 + 5, total 20[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 15 + 5, total 20[/blockquote]
Damage Rolls. One Bite, 1d6. Two Claws, 1d4. +2 From Strength.
[blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote]
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Whoops, forgot the eagles could attack more. Here you go~!

[spoiler=Attack][blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 19 + 2, total 21[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 16 + 2, total 18[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 10 + 2, total 12[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 11 + 2, total 13[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 2 + 2, total 4[/blockquote][/spoiler]
[spoiler=Damage]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 2 + 2, total 4[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 2 + 2, total 4[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 4 + 2, total 6[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 3 + 2, total 5[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 2 + 2, total 4[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 2 + 2, total 4[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 1d4+2 : 3 + 2, total 5[/blockquote][/spoiler]

Three Eagles, hoorays!
They fly around and box Markus in. Bloop's on one side, three of them are on the others.
[spoiler=Attack Rolls]
These guys got Weapon Finesse, so's dexterity.
1[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 13 + 2, total 15[/blockquote]
2[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 7 + 2, total 9[/blockquote]
3[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 11 + 2, total 13[/blockquote]
[/spoiler]
[spoiler=Damage Rolls]
1[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 20 + 2, total 22[/blockquote]
2[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 8 + 2, total 10[/blockquote]
3[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+2 : 4 + 2, total 6[/blockquote][/spoiler]

["BLOOP. SMASH HIM~!"]

Roxy didn't blink. The whip stung deep into her past. She hasn't forgotten. How could she?

A million tiny voices in her head cried out as memories were dredged out of the darkness. Each one tore each other apart. Fear, rage, delirium and pure lucidity filtered through her conscience in a snap. For one infinitesimal second, she was that small, scared test subject. Eleven gold coins scattered about her mental self, and the shadows danced again. She shook her head. Not today, mister nightmare! Come back tomorrow, we're closed. She tightened her grip on her scythe and looked up, the brand on her kidney glowed faintly, magic beginning to channel through her body as her eyes sparkled with an otherworldly glow. Her stomach growled, and a malicious grin streaked across her face.

"BLOOP. SMASH HIM~!"

Her allosaurus friend roared in agreement, and stomped towards Markus. Then he started lashing out with a million teeth.

[spoiler=Bloop's Rolls.]"You know his secret? He's always hungry."
{With three intelligence, do animal companions still have to resort to tricks? Rolling Animal Handling just in case.}
Animal Handling [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+12 : 13 + 12, total 25[/blockquote]
Bloop's Bite Accuracy [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+5 : 18 + 5, total 23[/blockquote]
Bloop's Bite Damage [blockquote]Rolled 1d6+2 : 1 + 2, total 3[/blockquote][/spoiler]

Roxy dashes to the side, so Markus was between her and Zultar, then began bashing the ground with her scythe in a childish rendition of a classic summoning ritual, calling forth more friends to join the feast. She raises her scythe in the air, cawing in druidic and hopping about on one foot as she tries to summon a trio of eagles.

[spoiler=Summon Nature's Ally II]"Caw! Caw caw!"
Spontaneous Casting~ Dropping Fog Cloud for this.
I also step as far away from Zultar as I can, trying to get Markus and Bloop between us so's he can't charge. But close enough that my eagles can fly up and do something useful in a turn!
Concentration [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+8 : 3 + 8, total 11[/blockquote]
How Many Eagles? [blockquote]Rolled 1d3 : 3, total 3[/blockquote]
Eagle Stat Block http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/eagle
Augment Summoning Gives +4 STR and CON to these eagles ^~^
Each of the summoned eagles fly around, surrounding and clawing at Markus with their talons. Flankinnnng~!
*Posting attack and damage rolls after I figure out exactly how many eagles I summoned X3
[/spoiler]

:O Roxy's got a rocket in her pocket, and itsa sock fulla shinies~ so add a +2 to that fabulous perform roll ^~^


Following Roxy's lyrical tirade on the social hierarchy of talc on the hardness scale (It really deserves more credit than it's got, ain't it?), an Allosaurus shoves itself through the gate shortly behind her. It stands behind her, menacing, imposing, bearing ridiculous pink, rosy-colored warpaint put on by yours truly. 

Roxy continues ranting in draconic, though running out of rhymes. She half-coughs and forces a few. It sort of works.

"Incomiiiing~!"

A ludicrously adorned Kitsune wearing a dress of thorns rolls out of the gate, prancing about and singing... some sort of gibberish in draconic. It sounds cool, okay!?

Perform (Oratory): [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+12 : 8 + 12, total 20[/blockquote]
Initiative: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20-1 : 15 - 1, total 14[/blockquote]

[Hand of the Mage.]

"S...Shiny...!!"

Bystanders witness a half-crazed Fox lady crash into a nearby wall shortly after rolling about in the muck outside the shop, squealing with joy.
Apparently, she really liked the name. Anyone in the vicinity then had to put up with said hyperactive Fox bouncing around, indiscreetly hovering over them as they made their purchases.

Eventually, inevitably, she plopped down, exhausted. Lying down, she glanced around at all the shinies and found one she liked.

"That one...!"

[info]
Roxy appears to be pointing at the Hand of the Mage. She then proceeds to empty her pockets. Anything shiny has to be added to her collection... and this would be the next victim.
[/info]

[perfectly fine, absolutely safe granola bars I had in my pants pocket this whole time...]

The mushroom I was absentmindedly eating clunked to the ground with a massive bite out of it, only a tiny piece of the stem left. Rose sniffed it and then promptly squished it with her paw. Ergh... why'd I try eating one of these instead of the perfectly fine, absolutely safe granola bars I had in my pants pocket this whole time... I think teach said something about these Mushrooms. Can't remember, I'll ask him later. Besides, there was no time to lose... there's Pokemon afoot... *^*

[spoiler=Rolly Dice]
Stealth[blockquote]Rolled 2d6+1 : 3, 3 + 1, total 7[/blockquote]
Perception[blockquote]Rolled 2d6+1 : 1, 4 + 1, total 6[/blockquote]
Not. Dying. {Survival} [blockquote]Rolled 1d6+1 : 2 + 1, total 3[/blockquote]
[/spoiler]

*Roxanne stares at the eighteen in intelligence. She shrugs and poofs around the numbers. A few IQ points missing wouldn't hurt, right? Her brain jelly oozes down into the rest of her body as she does.


*Shoving Six points from INT into CON before I set it in stone.
Final Stats:
STR: 12 (+1)
DEX: 8 (-1)
CON: 12 (+1)
INT: 12 (+1)
WIS: 18 (+4)
CHA: 20 (+5)
Health after I thought about that change with con {Gives a +4 instead of a -8}: 23.
Much better.

[Level One.]

Roxanne Kaiser, A chaotic neutral Druid/Rogue Kitsune!

"Umm... what's a good number to start at? Sixty eight?"
"Try one, Roxy."
"...Oh."

Level One.

"Mmmkay. Ability Scores! How smart am I, Nova?"
"If you have to ask..."
*Roxanne shrugs and plops an eighteen.

[So based off that character template thingy, I gots 78 points to spend ^~^ Lalalala~]
[Kitsune gives +2 Dex, +2 Cha, -2 Str]
[spoiler="Pont-Buy Shenangans"]STR "Benchiness" 14-2 (+1)
DEX "Squgglyness" 6+2 (-1)
CON "Veggieness" 6 (-2)
INT "Brainsness" 18 (+4)
WIS "Other-Brainsness" 18 (+4)
CHA "Sparkliness" 18+2 (+5)[/spoiler]

[Spoiler=Hit Die, 4d8 'cuz d8 for 4 levels~! Ooh, Minus that nasty Con modifier after each level.][blockquote]Rolled 4d8-8 : 8, 1, 6, 4 - 8, total 11[/blockquote][/spoiler]

Aaaand gotta poof so the rest is incoming!

Bloop, it's fine ^~^ I knows how troublesome large parties can get. I remember two years ago, my friends and I tried to rope twelve people together for some 3.5e. You can guess how that went.

Besides, you motivated me to finally figure out how pathfinder works ^~^

Hm...
[spoiler=Naked 3d6 Rolls. Someone stop me, I'm addicted to testing RNG...]
[blockquote]Rolled 3d6 : 2, 4, 5, total 11[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 3d6 : 1, 4, 2, total 7[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 3d6 : 2, 3, 4, total 9[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 3d6 : 1, 5, 2, total 8[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 3d6 : 1, 6, 2, total 9[/blockquote]
[blockquote]Rolled 3d6 : 2, 5, 6, total 13[/blockquote]
[/spoiler]