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[info]Greenlit. Side note: Everything below the guard dogs are part of their inventory, not mine~[/info]

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unrest XD I should've known there'd be a limit on these thingamajiggers >3> I can still spontaneous cast some funky animal summoning, might as well squeeze as much out of this rest as I can.

OR~ I'll have Roxy SLEEP the entire NEXT BATTLE for as her allosaurus friend tanks~! Flawless idea! Just have to make combat last... 10*60*8=4800 rounds! Challenge, ACCEPTED.

And happy with my choices, I think~ but can I fix up my character? I still need to stack up on flaws for access to some funky metamagic .~. and get two more drawbacks because of the 2:1 ratio lol
Including: http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/metamagic-feats/merciful-spell-metamagic

INT Cheque: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+1 : 8 + 1, total 9[/blockquote]

["You can't eat me. Keep that weird fetish to yourself."]

Roxy only smiled. Zultar's blade cleaved right through her pack of a hundred thousand slings. Oh, and Roxy too. Nineteen long years of alchemical experiments have made her insides practically impervious to fiery falchion filleting, or at least, that's what the blind guy said the sugary potions would do. The blade tickled, or was that the wrong word...

And if he was trying to cook the meat, that was much too hot. Several hundred degrees to hot. All he'd get would be charred grossness.

"You can't eat me. Keep that weird fetish to yourself."

Her eyes glowed. As she started to fall, she couldn't hold in a laugh.

"Only I CAN EAT ME!"

Roxy giggled uncontrollably as she fell backwards. Teleportation Badges were wonderful inventions, after all.

"And you didn't say the magic word, so PFFFT"

A chunk of her paperweight of a left kidney had been missing for years, and she still can't complain about the taste. Zultar was missing out, definitely and for all eternity. She would never consent to letting him eat her.

[spoiler=Crazy Near Death Shenanigans, Because It Doesn't Hurt To Try and the Only Regret You'll Have Is none~! Cuz you're dying!]Roll to Fail a Dex Save and get the Badge cut off: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20 : 8, total 8[/blockquote]>dunno what modifiers THAT one would be 0~0
Roll to straight up disable the badge magic because of, uh~ magical flux from a severed kidney! It is her magical focus, after all...: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20-1 : 17 - 1, total 16[/blockquote]
Roll to Succeed a Will Save to cannibalize any parts that were dismembered: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+6 : 10 + 6, total 16[/blockquote]
Sleight of Hand to as I'm dying slip the teleportation badge onto Zultar~ [blockquote]Rolled 1d20-1 : 3 - 1, total 2[/blockquote]
Roll to serendipitously make myself teleport on top of zultar instead of whatsits, therefore hampering his movements. [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+12 : 16 + 12, total 28[/blockquote]
Reverse Fortitude roll to barf on Zultar: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20 : 19, total 19[/blockquote] ...can I just take one on something?
Perform(Oratory) to spout beautiful blood gurgling music as Roxy continues laughing. [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+12 : 8 + 12, total 20[/blockquote]
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Roxy's hundred thousand slings clatter soundlessly to the floor, brown and ugly. Several chunks of meat known as BACON also fall out of her pouch, buried in the slings, also roughly the same shade of brown. Zultar must be able to smell it, yes...

If they stay on the field, Zultar can dig through the slings to find them. Maybe. But by then the match could be decided.
If they teleport away, Zultar saw them long enough to be tortured for all eternity. And he stabbed the one person he could've gotten it from.
Either way, He'd never get to taste that Fox meat he lusted after.

"Kin, it's on yous now!"

After all those shenanigans, Roxy poofs. Maybe.

Roxy immediately falls asleep and drops entangle for calm animals and Fog Cloud for Flaming Sphere, then proceeds after a rest.
Perception to identify the nature of the flash of light: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+11 : 11 + 11, total 22[/blockquote]

Roxy tries to hold her temper. This was getting ridiculous, and she hoped nobody besides her animal companions were watching.

Will save to not use lethal damage (If I fail, add four to the attack roll~!) [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+6 : 9 + 6, total 15[/blockquote]

Attack [blockquote]Rolled 1d20-1 : 16 - 1, total 15[/blockquote]
Damage [blockquote]Rolled 2d6+1 : 5, 4 + 1, total 10[/blockquote]

Roxy bashes the kitty again and steps back five feet. Full attacks are nasty creatures, especially when you have poor AC.

Nonlethal Attack (Really should get an enchantment instead~)[blockquote]Rolled 1d20-1 : 9 - 1, total 8[/blockquote]
Damage [blockquote]Rolled 2d6+1 : 6, 4 + 1, total 11[/blockquote]

["This'll cover half the cost, dontcha think? It's sparkly with that magically stuff~!"]

[info]Roxy also tries to sell off her dowsing rod.[/info]
"This'll cover half the cost, dontcha think? It's sparkly with that magically stuff~!"

The best thing is? She genuinely thinks it's worth it. The magically stuff is glitter.

Appraise: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+1 : 6 + 1, total 7[/blockquote]
Bluff: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+12 : 11 + 12, total 23[/blockquote]
Diplomacy: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+12 : 2 + 12, total 14[/blockquote]

Moving in range and casting entangle over the cat, actuallys.
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+8 : 8 + 8, total 16[/blockquote]

Then if he's in charging distance, I'll attack next turn.
[blockquote]Rolled 1d20-1 : 15 - 1, total 14[/blockquote] nonlethal
[blockquote]Rolled 2d6+1 : 5, 2 + 1, total 8[/blockquote]

Oh~ well I'm smart XP I'll move five feet and chill then.

Roxy charges the rest of the way, and whacks the cat with her quarterstaff.

attack[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+3 : 17 + 3, total 20[/blockquote]
oh, minus four to that attack roll for nonlethal damage!
damage[blockquote]Rolled 2d6+1 : 6, 5 + 1, total 12[/blockquote]

Roxy slaps the ground with her quarterstaff, and brings it back up as a shillelagh.

Casting Shillelagh and not moving.
Concentration[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+8 : 16 + 8, total 24[/blockquote]

["That's... a really big number to count up to. Let's go!"]

"That's... a really big number to count up to. Let's go!"

Roxy pulls out a large coin purse.

"One, two, three~"

[info]Roxy's in. She figures she can get her money back later if she finds any kind of magical item at all.[/info]

["As long as you can put a decimal point in that thousand gold, I'm in!"]

"As long as you can put a decimal point in that thousand gold, I'm in!"

Roxy fiddles with a pair of sable brushes. You have a bad feeling about this, as Roxy's tried forgery before. It works, until they read it.

"Or we could, you know, improvise."

And with that, Roxy was halfway out the door, itchnig to get the shenanigans underway, when she stopped and abruptly spun around.

"Actually, where's that guy we were talking about, again?"

Roxy shrugs and whips out a y-shaped stick. She decides to improvise until someone tells her otherwise.

[spoiler=The Consequences of Being a Scatterbrain]Perception to spot somebody useful: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+11 : 7 + 11, total 18[/blockquote]
Survival to not get mugged: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+6 : 9 + 6, total 15[/blockquote]
Use Magic Device in case the stick was accidentally magical: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+12 : 3 + 12, total 15[/blockquote]
Will save to not immediately run to the nearest shop and buy a shelf full of shinies: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+6 : 3 + 6, total 9[/blockquote]
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Roxy inadvertently drops a few shiny rocks from her pocket, and bends down to pick them up. The movement reduces her profile and quite possibly dodges the beam.


[blockquote]Rolled 1d20+3 : 11 + 3, total 14[/blockquote]

["Nyuh, too slow! We should gooo... that way~!"]

"Nyuh, too slow! We should gooo... that way~!"

Roxy scurries over to the other side of the map, brandishing her set of watercolor paints. Ignoring all cries of protest, she begins marking the map, illustrating a rather complicated (and colorful) new path. Of course, to her dismay, she stepped back and realized that she had used the wrong colors. Green had been used on forests. Blue had been used on rivers. She even marked in the place names with a finer brush. All her additions were simply painting the exact same color over the old one...

For coloring, in between the lines [blockquote]Rolled 1d20-1 : 5 - 1, total 4[/blockquote]
A facepalm (paw?) later, and she had to resort to... explanation 0~0 and how best to do that but in song?

"In the middle of the woods, there's a forest~!
And there's magic that can take us there today...

For competent communication of pertinent information through song: [blockquote]Rolled 1d20+12 : 17 + 12, total 29[/blockquote]